“Dear Chairman Meow: I have a great idea for an invention. What should I do?” – Kenny D, Moorestown, NJ
Well, Kenny, don’t do anything just yet. You see, many people have … more truth...
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Brando’s Cat in The Godfather: Real Power Behind the Throne?
Director Francis Ford Coppola found a stray cat and it ended up starring in the movie with Brando Godfather Don Corleone.
Comrades, if you have seen the movie, The Godfather, then you … more truth...
What Does “Muscle Shoals Has Got the Swampers” Mean?
You’ve heard Sweet Home Alabama many times, but you probably never understood that line about “The Swampers.” It’s one of those lines you belt out in the car with the … more truth...
Toxoplasmosis: Cat Poop Can Turn You Into a Crazy Cat Lady!
Is “crazy cat lady syndrome” a real thing?
Yes, allow Chairman Meow to answer with his infallibe wisdom and educate you about a tiny parasite, called toxoplasma gondii, that creates crazy … more truth...
Did Martha Washington Name Her Cat After Alexander Hamilton?
Allow Great Teacher Meow to answer this question with infallible kitteh wisdom.
Rumor has it that Founding Father Alexander Hamilton was a bit of a tomcat when it came to the ladies, … more truth...
This is Fine Meme: Dog Drinking Coffee In Burning House
Chairman Meow explains This Is Fine meme: The “This Is Fine“ meme of a cartoon dog with dilated pupils drinking coffee while his house is on fire has become one … more truth...
The First LOLcat? Brief History of Lolcats from Chairman Meow
Dear Leader Chairman Meow, what are LOLcats, and who created the first one?
For those who live under a large rock, or only use their phone for “calling people,” Wise Teacher Chairman … more truth...
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Cats Labeled as Satanic, Blamed for Black Plague in Europe
Recently, Wise Teacher Meow is reminded of a time hundreds of years ago when institutional dogma and rampant conspiracy theories helped fuel the outbreak of The Black Plague across Europe, killing millions, … more truth...