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No More Pet Vaccines! Says Rabies Freedom Koalition (RFK)

In a bid to make pets more healthy, Chairman Meow has announced the creation of his tremenduos new, Rabies Freedom Koalition (RFK) which will give humans the choice of whether or not to vaccinate their pets.

At a rally this morning, Meow told a record crowd of cheering followers, “I iz tired of the government telling humans that they must gives their dogs and kittehs vaccines for rabies and Lyme Disease!”

When asked whether he was qualified to go against the CDC and World Health Organization, Meow simply asked, “WHO?”

He then told the crowd that he personally has never had, “the jab,” and encouraged children to pet raccoons and foxes because they are “so special.”

Teacher Meow then told the crowd that raccoons are “very clean,” and their Latin name, Procyon lotor actually means, “the washerman.”

Critics accuse Chairman Meow of changing his stance on raccoons and foxes which were labeled as, “dirty critters” by the previous administration.

“Nonsense, iz fake news!” said Meow. “Fox and friends is very trustworthy and loyal to Chairman Meow, adding that, “they will even let me spoon feed them… Iz so cute!”

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