Chairman Meow iz just a humble kitteh.
Glorious propaganda poster honors Great Leader Chairman Meow, fearless General of War on Critters
Oh, look! Someone at The Ministry of Truth has created a glorious propaganda poster featuring little old me?
You shouldn’t have!
But, since you did, I will explain the deep meaning and symbolism in this perfect work of art that honors Chairman Meow and the Kitteh Revolution.
Chairman Meow Shines Like Sun
Chairman Meow is like the Sun, brightening the world with his infinite wisdom and furry warmth.
Humans Are Cat Servants
Oh, look at those people! Furry Father Chairman Meow love all of them. One, two, three… That is surely a record crowd even though lying mainstream media say otherwise in fake news.
The words of Chairman Meow rally men to action and even violent patriotism. In this case, is for a worthy cause to defend the Homeland against critters.
Chairman Meow’s War on Critters
Critters are dirty animals that carry disease. You probably know about that nasty bat from Wuhan, but did you know that vermin spread sickness like The Black Plague?
Is true, and in this glorious poster, Chairman Meow leads an army of men against them. (Is that a lint brush?)
Chairman Meow Has 9 Lives
Chairman Meow has a lot of work to do purifying the world and saving humanity from critters. Did you think he could do it all in one lifetime?
No, that is why divine Ceiling Cat haz given Chairman Meow 9 lives!
Remember, Ceiling Cat say Chairman Meow will lead his followers to “riches more than the mind can picture in the golden future time.”
I wonder if that means meme coin launch? So exciting!
You Buy Glorious Poster Now!?
Oh, you want to support Kitteh Revolution? Even though Chairman Meow hate Capitalism, he can not pay his exorbitant bills and finance the Revolution with cat hair. So, he must accept American currency with tiny portraits of dead presidents in exchange for glorious artwork.
Poster details from Ministry of Information:
- 12.5 x 19” size screen-printed on 100# French Kraft paper
- Signed by human artist, Kevin McCormick
- Mailed in cardboard tube
Support Chairman Meow and the glorious Kitteh Revolution and buy now!
Quick maths: $30 poster + $8 shipping = $38
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*Sorry, Chairman Meow has isolationist policy, no international orders!
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